Friday, January 30, 2009

The Colossus Has Exited the Proscenium

May I kindly take this moment of your time for a celebratory paragraph for our vaunted Ex-President, Our Supreme Leader of All Time, His Excellency; the Commandante George W. Bush?

The transition to a new "president" was as nothing to most true red blooded Americans, as this demi-god will, in our hearts, be our personal Commander In Chief for Life. His accomplishments were endless, too numerable to mention, his failures nonexistant. To all True Red Blooded Capitalist Americans, Supreme Commandante Generalissimo George W. Bush will be the one and only Leader and Decider in our hears, as long as they may beat for His Glory. May he live forever, and come to rule America once again, with his fist of iron, and his judgement of Jehovah.