Monday, January 14, 2008

The Age of Morono-Wars

We are in a great new age of warfare - the "Morono-Wars." Moronic wars promoted by idiots with a vested interest in stupidity.

MoronoWars (TM) are pointless wars of oblivion, that destroy both sides, that waste trillions, and that, in the end, signify the nothingness of the empty black hole of political oblivion. You know what I mean .

They are not created to fight evil, or because they are necessary (how very old-fashioned that is!), they are there because they make a lot of money. They are fought for the egos of Presidents. Take Iraq for instance, obviously. Or the new, nascent war so fervently being promoted by our unfortunately still sitting "President" - the Bush baby.

The Bush Baby - who increasingly is looking like a talking turd. But not just any old talking turd - an irrelevant talking turd. And I say that in the most objective way imaginable.

I am referring to his much-desired sequel to the Iraq war, otherwise known as "The Iran War". This will be a war where a lot of expensive bombs are dropped, from very expensive planes, and expensive bullets rip through the bodies of inexpensive victims. It will be a war that, after a few years and a few more trillion of borrowed money (from China) we will all start to wake up from our television sets with a collective "WTF?"

The war will be fought by inexpensive soldiers, unless they are private soldiers, and then they, and their masters, will be very well paid. Because the only good soldier is a soldier who is accountable to a private businessman, and not the American public.

The Bush Baby just can't wait to start bombing the suburbs of Tehran. I wonder which family commuting to day care will be the first to be slaughtered? Bush can't wait. The bombs will be soooo well paid for. And of course, the victims will be, like, totally anonymous. Better, the victims will be made out to be evil. That suburban Iranian mother and her kids will be made out to be vicious Islamofascists (TM), of course. in the theater of illusion that our coordinated media will create.

So let's sit back, worry about Bittany and OJ, and enjoy the next chapter in the age of MoronoWars - because, after all, a failed dry drunk oil company executive wants one, dammit!

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